The 18 year old wanted me to accompany her while she went shopping, so I willingly obliged. Had I known better, I would have kept my happy ass at home. If you are a man who goes to the mall to strictly accompany your significant other, you are in for one hell of an experience. There is a good chance many men will never get married after a trip with their girlfriend to the shopping mall, known to married men as ?Hell on Earth?.

I?ve come to realize Hell is laced with items that have outrageous price tags, but use the words ?clearance? and ?sale? very methodically. Zombie looking men follow their girlfriends/wives like there is an invisible leash tied to their cock?not to mention these same men having hand-on training on bag carrying (to put on their resume) at day?s end. What the fuck have men done to deserve this?

?Do I look fat in this?? the 18 year old asked every time she tried on something. ?Bitch, you look the same weight in every fucking thing you wear?? I think to myself while replying ?Ooh, that looks good on you? or ?It compliments your body?. After about 2 hours (and about 100 articles of clothing later), I tapped out. I got restless. I needed to bounce because I began to lose my fucking mind. I spoke the fuck up for all the men I saw with distraught fatigued faces who didn?t have the balls to say ?We need to go?. And I instilled hope to my fellow brothers. We were fucking out of there within 5 minutes. The man has spoken.

I wanted a quickie from the 18 year old going home, but I said the hell with it?I was exhausted so I just dropped her ass off. The bitch didn?t deserve my cock anyway. Waiting for me at home on FuckHerRight.com was Kinzy Jo, and she set my mind and body at ease without the who, what, where, when, why bullshit I heard throughout the day. There?s no place like home. A goodnight rip from the bong to doze off the right way? Fuck The Mall.

This is the sexy Katrina. She came to America in search of a golden opportunity and has learned the art of fucking her way to the top? little slut. Touch base with her at PinkandPerfect.com and watch this overseas bombshell display her skills without needin’ to speak a lick of English.

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After a nice little wake and bake session, it was time to get the blood circulating with a quick cardio workout at the gym. Normally, I would wait until after work to hit up the machines, but I had the sudden urge. It was like I was meant to go. Maybe it was the fucking weed telling me something, or someone, was there to meet me. Whatever the case, I was more eager than usual to be there.

Eating an apple on my walk from the car to the entrance, I threw on my I-pod and began to feel the blood rush through my body as ?The Eye Of The Tiger? began to play. That fucking song rocks?the perfect song to put first on your playlist when you?re about to get your jog on. As I made my way to the elliptical machines, I noticed a flock of average looking chicks in the vicinity. Okay, this was not my idea of destiny.

Then, there she was. After about 25 minutes of minding my own business, a petite dirty blonde haired chick who somewhat resembled the 18 year old walked right passed me with an inviting look, but with a swagger about her that came across as ?not easily pleased?. Did she not notice that she passed by the potential fuck of her life and damn near had me continue to watch ESPN instead of giving her a second look? She noticed; she chose to use the machine next to me. I immediately laced her up on some game.

A half hour later, we had agreed to play tennis over the weekend. I?ve never picked up a tennis racket in my life, but hey, it couldn?t be that fucking hard to learn. I courteously departed from the ripe looking broad with my dick so hard I thought I was going to explode. When I arrived back to my spot, Kelli from PinkandPerfect.com was there to sooth my need to unload on her shaved beaver. Now, off to work.

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