So this guy I grew up and went to high school with called me Friday afternoon. It?d been a little over a year since we?ve talked. He lives up in the desert in Hesperia with his wife and son. He just bought a house like 4 or 5 months ago that I?d still had yet to see. He told me to pickup some pot and head out to his place for the weekend. His wife and kid were visiting her parents and wouldn?t be back till Sunday afternoon.

Now this fucker is crazy. We partied and played football together in high school, and there were several wild nights were we both could?ve ended up dead. He?s a madman, but of course growing up and raising a family has slowed him down a little. I got there at about 10 Friday night and he had a pizza waiting for me. We smoked, drank, and ate, then just kicked it and talked. He caught me up with what?s been going on in his life and I told him about the shit I?ve been pulling. He hung on my every word, and what?s been a common thing I get from people ? not just old friends ? is how envious they look at me when I tell them the shit I?ve been doing.

What is that, I wondered? I know people get trapped in life with marriage and kids, but my whole thing is ?fix that shit!? You only go ?round once, and there?s no sense watching your life pass you by. Anyway, after more smoking we headed out to a strip club and got some lap dances from some dicey Hesperia strippers. It was cool, don?t get me wrong, but I?m getting used to top notch ass and don?t want to settle for anything less.

The next morning we got up and made ourselves a huge fucking breakfast. More smoking and drinking followed, then it was off to the shooting range ? which is nothing more than the place off the interstate where you can fire guns at whatever shit you bring. We had some watermelons, 2-liters full of water, an old TV, and a bunch of other crap that we shot all to shit. It was a damn fine time, and before we started out Saturday night drink fest I jumped on his computer while he was taking a shower.

I got off real good to this hot blond bitch named Brianna Beach. She gets fucked all over the place at FuckHerRight.com, and nearly made me cum all over my buddies keyboard. My weekend couldn?t have started off much better.